I was by a big gray Ford truck (F-250) when I noticed that instead of the usual blue oval on the tailgate that says FORD, this truck’s blue oval says FATTY.  Can you see it?  I barely had time to whip out my cell phone and snap a picture when he turned.  Into a McDonald’s.  I am not kidding.

I can assure you that nothing short of a huge sum of money could ever have me sporting the word FATTY on my car.  Especially not when going through the drive-thru lane at a McDonald’s.