Son: Mom? Were you born yet when Al Capone was alive?
Me: Didn’t he die in the 1940’s? How old am I?
Son: I don’t know. Uhmmm… I guess you couldn’t have been alive then, huh?
Me: No, Grammie and Papa weren’t even born yet when he died.
Son: Oh. I just read a book about him. Have you ever heard of the Valentine’s Day Massacre?