No, no. It’s not as bad as it sounds. Desk drawers. I promise.

At work, a food item was stolen from the kitchen a few days ago. I know. Terrible. And so sad. It’s been happening off and on for a while, unfortunately.

The managers were joking about going through the office and having everyone open their drawers for inspection.

I had the funniest mental image…

Management: “Open your drawers, girls!”

Team Member: “Sorry, but that’s not appropriate to show you at work. I cannot do that.”

Even now, I think that’s really funny. I crack myself up.