A: This morning, I had to tell the child of mine to get out!
B: Out of the house? For good?
A: Yes! He needs to cut the unbiblical cord!

Yes, unbiblical. Evidently, instead of an umbilical cord, this child had a cord that’s not Biblical attaching him to his mother while in utero.
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