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A: Did you drive downtown for lunch?

B: Girl, you know I have a dead man’s handicapped sticker on my car! I’m not trying to park downtown.

A: Oh yeah.

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C: Where can I get a big chair like yours?

D: It’s one in the other room through there.

C: It is?

D: Yes, it’s one in there. I’ll show you.

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