A: When I am finished rebuilding the car, I’m going to get a personalized license plate for it. I like having them for my other car & truck.

A: Hey. Where do they make license plates? Do prisoners still make them?

B: Hey, C. Do prisoners still make license plates?

C: No. They don’t. Not anymore. Just in movies.

A: Really?

Have you ever tried so hard to hold back laughter that you were afraid you’d snort?