Today, I had been asked to hold during a phone call. I guess the representative didn’t realize that I was no longer on hold but able to hear the conversation he was having with a co-worker.

Here’s what I heard:

Lady: Have you ever been a victim of road rage?

Guy (representative): No. I’ve had road rage.

Lady: It’s awful. So scary. Once this teenaged boy almost ran me off the road!

Guy: Really… hmmm… uhhh… what kind of car do you drive?


Lady: Oh you stinker! (laughing)